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The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.
Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.
by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017
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Scatterling

Someone placed on this earth only to bug you, who has no soul.
The ass who cut me off just to go slow is such a scatterling.
by Mommer September 28, 2014
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shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.
Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.
by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004
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shatting

(v.) To drive around in a vehicle with several people stealing from the rich and giving to the random in order to make the world a better, more confusing place.
Adam: "What the hell are we doing tonight?"
Ketan: "We're shatting. Nary a traffic cone, american flag, real estate sign, stone lion, or hooker will remain standing when we're done."
by The Tree Gremlins December 19, 2005
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Swettering

normally associated with the larger person where the arse flaps hold mositure and become sweaty, i.e. a sweaty ring.
It's roasting in here and I'm swettering!
by incredible-i January 11, 2013
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stuttering communist

Mmmm that was a good stuttering communist
by Von daggle July 13, 2017
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schmattering

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems
by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005
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