shank

used to detemine anything that is inadequate, or in more formal terms, rubbish. used in the same context and deliverance as Whack.

Example 1-
stoner 1 "man my mum just cut my allowance."
stoner 2 "you fo' real? thats shank..."

Example 2-
film geek "did you see batman begins"
friend "yer....it was shank."

by james t elroy March 5, 2007

shank

an ugly whore who steals boyfriends

that girl who hooked up with my boyfriend last night that katie did not try and prevent reminds me of shank.

by lkdjhlfkda December 28, 2005

shank

Shank is a slut or something very dirty.

"That girl is such shank, I don't know why he's still dating her"

"This car is such shank, it won't even start"

by b.o.n.e July 28, 2005

shank

To steal, especially with a stab-like motion. It's normally a quick, smooth motion, or one unseen. It however can loosely be applied to stealing in any form.

Ha! Shanked your apple!

by Boozzz November 2, 2010

shank

A SHit wANK :- The combination of having a shit, and a wank at the same time. Some have argued it to be a 'SHower wANK' but this is not the case as that is an old skool shank.

Jarrell: "Yall, this party is shiit u know, fucky, I'm gonna shank on their parents bed"

Alfie: "Seeeen"

by Jay Jay Okocha May 19, 2007

shank

when your friends come into your house and take off their shoes and you can smell the stink so bad you want them out of your house.

Aw, dood, ur shank is so bad! put ur shoes away!!

by Macoockeron March 24, 2008

shank

in the southern u.s. (at least in nc), to shank means to pull someone else's pants down as a joke

Ahhh, you got shanked cuh!

by shankee1234 October 18, 2010