The Postal Service

A very good band with great lyrics and a soothing sound that I love but will probably soon be ripped away from me by Mtv and teeny-boppers.

The Postal Service is pretty snazzy.

by Mariah May 7, 2005

lip service

telling someone what they want to hear.

could be used to get something, or get out of a lecture

you: yea im listening clean the bathroom im on it
dad: you're not just giving me lip service are you

by bon roxor May 14, 2004

Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating

"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."

by Kindagawky December 7, 2009

sevrina

A person who cares for others and likes to make people happy. They are honest and kind hearted but best of all a person you can turn to when you need a shoulder to lean on. People will come to them for advice and they will always be willing to help because they care more about other people's happiness then their own.

"Hey that sevrina girl seems nice"
"Thank you sevrina, you helped me when I felt alone"

by Rixaaa101 September 3, 2017

Motorway service station

n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.

see all blue signs with knifes and forks on!

by anticon February 1, 2005

king service

A sexual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. It is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.

I was really horny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. I knew my wife wouldn't care. I checked out the BP ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. I left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.

by Bikeboy50 March 7, 2014

canadian service

An especially polite blowjob where the blower's mouth is full of maple syrup.

Dude did you hear about Nick? He got the Canadian service from Ashley after the party yesterday. They made a sticky mess in the kitchen.

by shrike92 October 21, 2015