v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.
A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.
A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.
"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."
by Greggo September 8, 2005
Get the servicing the accountmug. acting extremely anxious and nervous for a prolongued period before an extremely important event. Mostly applied to sexual intercourse, when becoming nervous in the service can lead to premature ejaculation, no ejaculation, and/ or death.
Did John tell you about his sexual encounter?
No, how did it go?
Let's just say he got a little bit nervous in the service.
No, how did it go?
Let's just say he got a little bit nervous in the service.
by LaChad June 23, 2007
Get the nervous in the servicemug. Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley, Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie, and Jimmy Tamborello of dntel created the synthpop group The Postal Service.
by Vagina McGinestein December 14, 2004
Get the postal servicemug. The opposite of Customer Service.
Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?
:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:
Customer "Excuse me, hello?"
:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:
Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:
Customer "Excuse me, hello?"
:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:
Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
by Anonymous56987134 September 4, 2010
Get the Hood Servicemug. He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.
by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009
Get the lip servicemug. by flemgem November 7, 2007
Get the fat servicemug. "I cant wait for the car service to i can relax my mind."
"The car service I had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible."
"The car service I had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible."
by JBell15 December 1, 2009
Get the Car Servicemug.