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Joesph Seed

A despot that resides in Hope County, Montana. Leads the Project at Eden’s Gate cult and is considered crazy to all but his disciples. He will do anything to indoctrinate normal folk yet will consider himself the better man in every outcome; the ultimate hypocrite. He uses the drug cocktail he calls Bliss to bend people’s will and makes knife-tats on others to expose their sins. Also well-known for evading warrants and nuclear attacks.
Joesph Seed! I have a warrant for your arrest!

Fuck Joesph.
by SharterStarter July 1, 2019
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demon seed

the spawn of the devil. literally, a person that does things that are really evil. the child of a demon. An evil person, most little kids are demon seeds. The Latin term for demon seed is seedus demonus.
by smutty smutty smut smut February 2, 2006
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seed bag

The scrotum; the bag that holds the testicles.
Reach down...between my legs...and ease the seed bag.
...Panama!
by blennder March 1, 2005
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gundam seed

An Anime Series.
Gundam seed's storyline.
A conflict which started between the Earth Alliance aka Naturals and Zaft aka Coordinators, which started because of economic troubles was clearly undecided. The two sides had no other choice, and war broke out. 11 months after this war started is when the timeline of Gundam SEED all begins. Heliopolis; a colony which is a 'neutral' colony was dragged into the war while Earth hid their secret mobile suits here. ZAFT mobile suit force raids Heliopolis and thus capturing all but 1 of the Gundams
Yet sad and good, surprises the people watching.
by -l337h4x0rz- May 5, 2005
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poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.
friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.
by hussiecussie September 30, 2014
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dweeb seed

an awkward young adolescent that has not yet hit puberty
Friend 1: Susanna is such a dweeb seed, lol
Friend 2: But one day, she will blossom into a beautiful young flower.
by Clauth Towel November 2, 2016
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weggie seed

small balls of crap and lint that gather in the crack of your ass during the day.
"I was going after my woman doggie style untill I saw 4 or 5 big ass weggie seeds in her ass crack"
by RdHogg January 12, 2008
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