Hoe season

Usually is in the summer when girls break up with there boy and then hang out with boys because it's "less drama"

It hoe season everyone buckle up its gonna be a good one

by apizzel August 26, 2017

cunting season

A period of the time in which the pussy flows freely and is relatively easy to get, relative to other periods of time.

Milty: It's the first day of university and the hotties are back in town and ready to party! Time to rock out with our cocks out!

Billy- Bob: True dat! Cunting season is on, yo!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

spooky season

Fall time of year around Halloween where everyone gets spooky vibes

It's spooky season so let's watch scary movies

by MC CROWE September 26, 2018

Cut Season

A season of your life in which you cut all unnecessary bullshit and people out.

"Do you still talk to what's her name?"

"She was too much, and it's cut season. I'm done with her."

by junk chain July 10, 2019

Seasonally Confused

When a person is dressed in clothing from the conplete opposite season that it actually is

"Your friend is wearing a tank top in the middle of the winter. She is so seasonally confused."

by missmary5 April 4, 2010

eating season

The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.

I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?

by Captain Walleye December 20, 2018

Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022