A typical council house dweller, typically of pikey origin, usually with 4+ kids and a garden that looks like a council rubbish tip, and speaks 'wiv an at-i-tude', and usually has one or more offensive/dangerous dogs.
by just me March 23, 2004
Get the scumpton mug.Any stop sign located in a town with an incredibly small population in which no one is ever around. Also includes any stop sign at any location promptly after 2 a.m. If the stop sign meets one or both of the criteria, the sign is identified as stoptional and the driver is no longer lawfully obligated to stop. If he or she does so, it is only to be courteous.
Driver: It's already past curfew! There's no time to stop at this stop sign!
Passenger: Dude, chill. It's a stoptional sign.
Passenger: Dude, chill. It's a stoptional sign.
by nineseat January 8, 2009
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A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.
Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!
Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!
Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!
by R-Fo June 13, 2010
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he is always dragging nicki for no reason
nicki lives in these bottoms mind rent free wbk
by slutforari October 16, 2020
Get the scorpionoutsold mug.my boyfriend, the insanely hott travis luce gave me a few good scorpion punches and i had countless ORG@SMS! its was incredible!
by Stephs gonna lick ya! ;^P March 18, 2004
Get the scorpion punch mug.a red scorpion is when someone takes their dick and heats it up until it turns red then they shove venom (any from of venom works) into their penis hole and jack off untill they squirt out the venom.
by carlayim popper September 29, 2009
Get the red scorpion mug.A sexual Position in which the man places the woman in the doggie position and carefully lubes his finger with vaginal juices to then insert the thumb into the ANUS while penetrating vaginally with the penis. This position is enhanced with a tatoo of a scorpion on the hand therby denoting your signature move.
by Tom Foolery$ July 2, 2008
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