scientology

see pyramid scheme

scientology is a legitimate religion according to the united states government.

by tom cruise you lose July 5, 2009

scientology

So like thousands of years ago, there were aliens on this planet and then this galactic overlord came and killed all of them. Their soles went into a volcano. And then man evolved or something and now their soles reside in us, and that's what makes us sad and depressed. And so you give them $250 and they give you a book that tells you about your thinking levels. And then, and then your a Scientologist... But only if you pay them money, you cant get in for free.

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by FHRITP ALL DAY ERR DAY December 29, 2015

scientologest

A very stupid person, known for believing in ridiculous fairy tales. If a Scientologest, piece of moss, and a boulder had a "who's the stupidest" contest, the Scientologest would be the one too stupid to figure out the rules. Scientologests don't even know how to spell Scientologist correctly, that's how stupid they are.

My pit bull attacked a Scientologest. Everybody rejoiced.

by CaptCrunchKilledTheTrixRabbit June 14, 2014

Scientology

A church who realized that everyone hated them, so they got a bunch of their brainwashed members to act like the public and post good things about the church of scientology. Don't believet the lies they feed you.

Bill: I joined the church of scientology
Joe: You also have a small wang
Bill: I know, but so did L. Ron Hubbard

by B-Duff March 12, 2009

scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.

customer: What specials do you have tonight?

waitress: The Thursday special is scientologist stew.

by sarahsarah April 12, 2008

Scientologeist

A compound word derived from Scientology and the German word "geist" (similar to zeitgeist). Scientologeist can be an umbrella metaphor for the hive mind and cult-like mentality of Scientologists.

More specifically, the Scientologiest is a secret division of Scientology bent on the dissolution of all anti-Scientology memes on the internet. They are responsible for the removal of content on Youtube and other media hosts, and other infamous acts. Some fringe groups believe they also exercise subliminal mind-control and other acts of a conspiratorial nature.

Anonymous212 - "Where did you find that, it isn't on the episode list for that channel!"
Anonymous419 - "Conspiracies! It must have been removed by the Scientologeist!"

by Static Shadow July 19, 2009

Scientology

Religion invented by L. Ron Hubbard. Members can be divided into the people who really believe the religion, and people who use the religion as a status symbol because of the costs of being in it (i.e most celebrity practitioners). Some members can be found in shopping malls and other public places, advertising "free stress tests".

The Church of Scientology costs several hundred thousand dollars to complete.

by inxblot May 4, 2008