schploing

A cute and sometimes derogatory term used to described people, objects and phenomena that behave in a whimsical, clumsy or adorable fashion.

Look at this schploing! What is he doing?

He is a schploing.

by Anonanonim July 27, 2022

Scherzing

To outshine other (often ex-stripper) members of your (boy/girl) group in singing and dancing skills. People who scherzing often enjoy (a) ad-libbing, (b) ensuring they are front and center on stage and (c) stealing microphones from lesser singers. This definition is loosely based on the behavior of front and center queen Nicole Scherzinger.

Mark: "Did you see him scherzing at the wedding?"; Lucas: "Yeah, I wonder if that stripper's weave is still intact."

by Ruraljuror91 September 28, 2022

Schubing

1). To abuse others for the sake of distracting yourself or others from an insecurity.

2). To be enraged by any criticism at all.

"Oh come on man. Stop schubing and learn to take some criticism already!"

by KingChickenSandwich April 1, 2023

schlingter

Someone who has sexual intercourse with their grandmother often, with it being their only form of sexual release

He's upstairs with nan. He's a schlingter, you know.

by Eli Ruebenheimer October 19, 2023

Schlinglebob

Engaging in schlingbobbing.

King: Don't you dare schlinglebob at me ! You don't deserve my nut !

Blacksh: eUGhhggHHH >.< !!

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.

Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Schilling Schlapp

When a boogie man schlapps his schlong in between a niggas eyes, drags it down their nose, and shoves it in their mouth.

Damn boogie man u really Schilling Schlapped dat nigga.

by overgrownforeskin March 13, 2024