Schnitzel

A substitute for cursing and a general Verb for anything

Oh schnitzel I stepped in poop,

Why are you such a schnitzel?,

For schnitzel sake,

I was schnitzel into taking the groceries out of the car

by Bee43 April 25, 2022

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Schnitzel Groover

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand

"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024

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Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

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Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

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Dinkle-schnitzel

1.The answer to a question steph asks.

2. A schnitzel made of dinkle
3. A great way to spend a family vacation

Hey Steph you are such a dinkle-schnitzel, just buy me a boat already

Hey ya old dirty dinkle-schnitzel how the heck are ya

by Dannomano December 9, 2018

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Schnitzel day

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.

On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.

Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday

by Aveyond May 11, 2022

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