Bee Schedule

A schdule on a contract showing specifically where, when, and by how many bees you will be stung upon completing the application. Often it is included in mortgage, loan, and merchant account applications.

BEE SCHEDULE!? I don't want no bees all in my face, stinging me and whatnot!

by Dearhamsammich July 13, 2010

school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.

Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”

by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019

scheesh

an expression used when frustrated.

Scheesh, did you have to spill that?

by Caslaikove November 14, 2013

Schedulitis

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.

Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."

by Wiggle_drum May 8, 2018

Marcel'sche Haubitzenanalogie

When you are so tilted that you just start playing bad on purpose to tilt even more

Marcel ist schon wieder so tilted, der baut gleich wieder Haubitzen "Marcel'sche Haubitzenanalogie"

by Taito1234 January 31, 2022

scheduel

ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.

Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.

by palooza09 August 26, 2010

sachet

a small bag in which a a substance is contained in

"oi, alice monty this sachet doesnt have salt in it, its poo", "i know chinese sam, its not very nice"

by chinese sam March 28, 2009