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Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

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Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT
Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔
by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019
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Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!
ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty
by Gabilit October 24, 2018
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Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.
Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.
by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022
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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
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Santa Claus

An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.
Person 1: do you know santa claus?
Person 2: who doesn’t?
by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024
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