by beccles August 22, 2017
Receiving a Sandy Pete consists of obtaining a handjob on the beach and thus shredding the skin on your reproductive organ.
Richard Tracy: got a good ole fashion at the beach last night and the sand got into between her hand and my dick. It's fucking raw man.
Mike Tyson: A Sandy Pete always ends in tears Dick.
Mike Tyson: A Sandy Pete always ends in tears Dick.
by Rubbertucky September 12, 2013
An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".
by SomeSuperRandomGuy November 02, 2019
A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013
A sexual act performed while engaging in intercourse on the beach. The male removes his penis, dips it into the sand, and then holds on tight as he reinserts making the female squawk and flap around like a seagul
During senior week I gave this slut a sandy seagull. She married my brother. It makes family reunions awkward.
by Hemmerly December 11, 2006
Andrew's salty side. He a salty girl who gets triggered by everyone and everything, especially pushy pops like Spaki (I wouldn't blame him)
by Spaky Attacky January 24, 2017
Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.
by 1501 December 05, 2010