Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.

Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024

Balloon Saloon

The act of putting a deflated dark red balloon and putting it in a man's bleached anal cavity as he wears a chastity cage, and blowing it up using your mouth while it is fit snugly in anus, and is sealed when the one with the balloon tightly clenches his colon.

I was having a four-way Balloon Saloon with my friends. I was in the center blowing them when two of them exploded in my mouth.

by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016