rugby

a game for real men. no pads, no subs, all physical contact. most games are accompanied by a large party afterwords.

rugby players: we may not go down in history, but we will go down on your sister.

by Zazen Griffen June 28, 2005

rugby player

See Chuck Norris.

Oh no, a rugby player... we're fucked!

by Sgt. Max Fightmaster March 8, 2009

rugby

Hard hitting, fast paced. Great fun. Not, as many have mentioned, an excuse to get in a fight. In fact, fights don't often happen, and when they do, they're over rather quickly. Very little padding (only a scrum cap, and perhaps some shoulder pads---Neither of which make you a pussy. Plenty of pro players use them). A true game for all. No if, and, or buts. Anyone and everyone can play, there's a position to fit each (Just ask our former hooker, who's about 4'10", 90 pounds soaking wet).
Elegant Violence.
Brimming with camraderie. You play, kick some ass, and go party afterwards.
Go All Blacks! New Zealand for the Cup!
American Football stems from this.

American football is rugby for pussies.-Dominic Monaghan

by KC Marie December 28, 2005

ruey

a awesome human being who likes to jump off high items and is extreme . . .unless they are asian.

yo check out ruey do a flip

by iwantaweena January 5, 2010

Rugly

When someone is Rude and Ugly, Rugly perfect combo for this Word,

That Customer complained that my boss was Rugly.

by Methot December 29, 2012

Rugby League

A professional offshoot of the sport of Rugby Union long before Union went professional itself. Originally intended for the working class of Northern England who couldn't afford the Saturday off working in the mines, it somehow also took a root in Sydney Australia. Thanks to using some American style professional practices such as endlessly promoting the sport to adolescent mindset's and prostituting their clubrooms as gambling venues it's now the major code in the Australian State of New South Wales and the working class bogans of this state have spread the game with their migration to their northern neighbour in Queensland. Sadly the extent to the promotion of this sport has rendered many of its followers ignorant of not only the wider world, where Rugby still remains a fringe sport in its home nation England and amongst the absolute (and Australian imitating) refuse of New Zealand but they're completely isolated from the existing communities of Association Football, Australian Rules football and Rugby Union within their own states.

They really think that this now redundant game which the rest of mankind not immersed in finds; boring, low skilled, gauche, with stupid rules, for gutter trash, played by apes and like a strange version of Rugby more akin to professional wrestling is somehow important in the wider scheme of things. They really don't realize just what they're missing out on.

Typical New Zealander: Oh well, we can paint the house now, Sky sport's filling in with Rugby League for the rest of the day.

by RugbyLeaguecansmellmyarsehole October 23, 2009

Ruggy Vogue

a: Celtic pub in Rutherglen (slang - the Kylie)

b: Dipsomaniac with narcolepsy & a lack of imagination (names his dog - 'Dog')

See that Ruggy Vogue was steamin again in the Ruggy Vogue.

by Teddy Herb November 28, 2003