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Vaginal Recess

This a resting, breath easy period. Legs akimbo, juices left where they are-time to reflect on ones most recent sexual escapades.
"After a good hard banging like a salvation army drum, Your gash is prob gagging for.....

Vaginal Recess"
by Loora and Juicy May 23, 2007
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recessionist

to be one with the recession.

to not spend alot of money because of the recession
nah man i cant buy that im a recessionist.
by JJ fresh May 4, 2009
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Recess Relationship

A short term relationship like one you would find at elementary school, where it only lasts till recess is over.
Man I sware those two only lasted for a day! Must be a Recess Relationship!
by Another2maro June 1, 2011
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'Like' Recession

The period of time where the average amount of 'likes' you receive per status decreases to a low point
"Awh man"
"What?"
"I spend all day thinking of the funniest shit to post,but nobodys been liking my statuses lately"
"That sucks dude,your going through a 'like' recession'"
"A what?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary"
by ElRayo August 18, 2011
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RECESSION DATING

Lingering on in an unhealthy and often unsatisfying relationship due to fear of starting over or becoming single.
Sex is bad, he gets treated like germ and he continues to stay in the relationship. It's complete "recession dating"
by traderjosephine August 16, 2009
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Recess Rabbi

A boyish-man that partakes in daily observations of the elementary playground. Usually searching for a promising young lass, around the ripe age of 12. Commonly possesses numerous traits as that of a Jewish Rabbi or Catholic Priest, but does not engage in things of the sexual fancy. The recess rabbi usually waits for his prize to mature a few years, then attacks with a fury of jibberish and a hatchet.
Jared- Steve Irwin aint got shit on me, im one fineee ass recess rabbi.

Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?

Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....
by Tess Tickler December 14, 2008
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Triple-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then into the mouth, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another.

The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth.
"The Triple-Dip Recession is really taking its toll on me and my partner. I've had two vaginal infections in the past three weeks."
by arransc April 13, 2013
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