A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!
-King Robinson 2015
-King Robinson 2015
by Butterbooh October 14, 2015
Get the king robinsonmug. by insta=ALLABOUTSHA2 August 26, 2022
Get the Kaniyah Robinsonmug. Giving someone a wedgie, then folding their legs back to tuck both feet, up to the toe knuckles, into the wasteband of their underpants. This is very difficult for the victim to escape, as they are crawling around the floor as if they just had both legs severed at the knees. The proper etiquette is to let them out after one minute has passed.
"Hey dude, I heard you and Erick had a chat."
"I actually ended up giving him 20 Robinson Minutes, but I was a gentleman and let him out when his time was up."
"I actually ended up giving him 20 Robinson Minutes, but I was a gentleman and let him out when his time was up."
by CountZoloft December 17, 2020
Get the Robinson Minutemug. by floopy_doopy October 22, 2020
Get the isabella robinsonmug. Leah Robinson-Noun. Leah is an amazing girl with a sparkling personality. She is usually super friendly and nice, but if you mess with her or her friends or family she will hate you forever. Leah would do anything for her friends and family, say for instance her friends are sad she will do anything to make them feel better even if she isn’t feeling too good herself. Leah can be alone wolf but she is most happy when she is with her friends and family. She is also very pretty, especially her eyes and hair, even though she doesn't think so. She also has a great sense of humour, but she mostly doesn’t want to show it to people she dislikes. Leah Robinson overall is a great person to be around just don’t cross the line when being her friend because you can easily become her enemy.
by Speaking only the Truth November 23, 2021
Get the Leah Robinsonmug. probably one of the hottest people in the world. but he’s a player but also god idk like i don’t like him i like texting him bc he matches my energy theo text yk
by eysbsieidncmcoslnff April 19, 2021
Get the cole robinsonmug. Someone who will provide much random mechanical facts and will pleasure you with beautiful car noises for no reason at all. Cherish him
by Tipperspuppera September 20, 2019
Get the Jay Robinsonmug.