ripe

Used to describe something immaculate. Comes from the adjective describing perfect fruit as ripe.

Yo ur lookin ripe today
this day was ripe

by hello der August 15, 2020

Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.

you ripe donkey.

by il_squid April 10, 2022

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

un ripe

not a virgin

mate that chick is so dirty. un ripe 🤢

by holaitsurmum July 24, 2021

ripe division

The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.

-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.

by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017

Ripe

The new "lit"! Something that's gangsta as fuck. Something so cool, it makes your head swoon.

That restaurant is ripe as fuck.

Did you read that new book? It's so ripe!

by Ladywhip August 3, 2022

Ripe

To be fresher than fresh. The coldest ever.

Bro, those shoes are ripe. fresh cold badasssweetstylinstyling

by Icd T March 19, 2016