rhandelle (the origin)

Rhandelle was bron when the seven spawn of satan had an incestual orgy. The most grotesque of them all became pregnant. It attempted an abortion which failed. It soon laid an egg, which was put in a barrel of acid and dumped in the sewer. Rats found the egg, chewed it apart and chewed the hideous premature fetus. One day a Nathan was playing in the sewers and he discovered it. He thought it was cute and took it home to parents who let him keep it. He breastfed, (that's right, he) it daily. One day it got too big to hide from the rest of the world so it was bestowed upon Randall from Disney's Recess. Randall and Ms.Finnster took turns fornicating with it and gave it Dirty Sanchez's amd the like. They decided to name it Rhandelle shortly before releasing it into the wild. It was very lonely and became insane and began to mutate and become disfigured. It soon joined a fish cult. (It's disgusting face resemble's a fish.) It was put into an arranged marriage with an old, stinky, putrid, fat, gimped, hairy, deaf, blind, retarted but not impotent lobster. It was the opposite of impotent actually. They moved away to escape the cult ways. They moved into a small shed with hundereds of rats which they had beastiality orgies with. Eventually the lobster wanted money so it taught Rhandelle it's only skill besides poor fucking ability which is sign language. It became a sign interpreter and is currently employed at Cunard Junior High School, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. The rest is uninteresting but terribly funny if viewed personally.
*The above is not meant to be viewed as hateful, but a true(while under the influence of narcotics or alchohol) biography.

"Stupid Rhandelle ratted on me for chewing gum in class again today. God, can't she just do her job helping that stupid deaf bitch?"

by Niloc February 21, 2005

randi cambell

a fat bitch that is sarcastic and is a fuckng retard who loves fat vaginas. They are the biggest followers and are easy to make fun of.

Look at that fat bitch, what do u call that? Oh thats just a Randi Cambell

by evan! aka smurf May 12, 2009

Randicide

1) The act of winning a landslide victory and then completely destroying one's campaign in a short period of time.
2) politically self destructive acts by an amateur politician.
3)Outspoken politician until he embarrassed himself
go into hiding refusing to speak to the press.

He won but committed a "Randicide"

by Anacleto June 3, 2010

randing

The act of literally not giving any fucks whatsoever, to the point of becoming so chill that your mere presence makes a room feel 20+ degrees cooler upon entering.

"Hey man, how was the party last night?"
"It was awesome once this kid Steve showed up, he was really randing the place up!"

by Moose12 August 27, 2013

ryandina

The quiet girl that sits in the corner. Though you may not know her she is always there for you. She may be quiet, but if someone messes with you, she's ready to kick their ass

That girl is such a Ryandina

by GeekGirl89 July 3, 2017

randictified

To have something slapped out of your hand

"I've just been randictified"

"You've randictified the cookies out of my hand"

by Plush Nation May 19, 2018

Randing

(verb) a straight male attempting to entice their homosexual male friend or colleague to engage in vaguely homosexual behavior. The straight male must initiate the interaction in order to be randing their gay counterpart or for the gay male to feel randed.

Richard: Look at my pubes.
Randal: No, why would I want to do that?
Richard: C’mon, just look. I feel like randing you.
Randal: Just put a pube in my palm so I can look at it. I feel so randed right now.

by Martin Clancy November 29, 2019