Reuben

Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.

“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”

by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023

Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".

Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father

by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022

Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.

"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"

by willzamn December 27, 2022

Reuben boydhouser

A wanna be biker mechanic that works for his daddy docking all day then goes home and has rainbow kisses with mommy while dad records for later enjoyment

Hey, why isn't work getting done in the yard? Them guys just be reuben boydhouser ing all day, that's why.

by Barry#1mech September 15, 2021

Reuben

Reuben is the most misunderstood character you will meet. 9/10 people will prejudge him based on his appearance and charisma. Frequently labelled “Vain” and “womaniser”. This couldn’t be more wrong, as he can’t focus his energy across multiple women due to his pure focus on self development.

If you come across Reuben enjoy his presence in the moment because you probably won’t be able to hold his attention once you depart.

Reuben, name meaning,

by Charlie Knows B November 23, 2021

Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.

John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."

by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010