Reuben

a name for boys who are gay and have no sense. they have 14 inch dick and penetrate atleast 50 big black women a day and 1 snowbunny a week

Josh: What is a gay name
Ethan: Reuben is a name for gay spaztics

by hdhxbdhdisbs December 16, 2023

Reuben

He is the biggest pimp of all the pimps and spins the block on all his opps

“ Oh Noo reuben is about to spin the block and put us on a white tee”

by BigPPpj November 22, 2021

Reuben

Boys with a non existent penis

Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs

by Realdog May 27, 2024

Reuben Hobbs

Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.

Oh stop doing a Reuben Hobbs.

by Ligma Balls 69 November 8, 2023

Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps

Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!

by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020

Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.

"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"

by willzamn December 27, 2022