Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

cloud report

When People smoke drugs and then blow the white smoke out ( known As A Cloud) out while filming it and posting it to social media.

Have you seen The Daily Cloud Report on Tumblr?

There are always so many Clouds being by the weatherman Brandon on there.

by BrandonDallas January 8, 2017

Revenge Report

Reporting someone after you got into trouble to make yourself seem less bad

“We did not like it when you were mean”

“But Sarah was mean also.”

“Did you just try to Revenge Report?”

by symsol February 24, 2023

report beckett

In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.

My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."

by Muchacho DeGringo January 24, 2018

report rape

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me

kurushii: please help me report rape
some random fag: *scrolls*

by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020

BBC Reporters

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking idiot! Look at how stupid you look you dumb son of a bitch! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "Ha! Hahahahaha! You've seen more hateful posts, have you? What constitutes a 'hateful post' to you? Is it just anything critical of anyone or any class of people who aren't currently being culturally demonized? Anything critical of any of the 'protected classes' is 'hateful?' What's with these BBC reporters getting made to look like a bunch of retards?"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

bug report

When you are using some software, and something goes wrong, it is good form to submit a Bug Report to the software developers so they can fix the problem.

The form I was filling out wouldn't let me use alpha characters in the Drivers License field, so I submitted a Bug Report.

by Ozzie321 February 20, 2019