Reet

A big buff gym guy with extremely bad luck but is actually cool as fuck and really really helpful and nice
He’ll find love one day for sure tho he says he wont
He’s great and very reliable and also extremely sassy

Oh my god hes such a reet

by Piss? May 19, 2024

Reets

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.

Those are some good Reets

by anonymous August 7, 2021

reete

when someone is making obscene / unnecessary / unfunny noises in a discord call

"you're actually reeting rn bro"
"why do you have to reete so much"

by anonymousmole August 15, 2025

Reet

Short for retard. Usually used as an insult, or to describe a dysfunction.

"Did you hear what John said yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a fucking reet"

by Danni S November 27, 2017

reet

hello

iam reet siro

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Reet

A mix of YEET and REEEEE

REET WHERE ARE MY UNDERPANTS HONEY wife:I think there.... oh you’re naked

by ArchAwesome9 April 28, 2019

reet

a stupid person; dullard

Mack was a reet for letting any GoAnimate websites be retired forevermore on purpose. He will be grounded for 5 rockles. (5 rockles = 20 hours)

by forehard bill July 21, 2018