Rectum Directum

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.

We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.

by yourlostuncle December 3, 2019

rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.

That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.

by NastyNate1986 April 29, 2016

rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum

Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!

by drcaligula December 1, 2011

rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.

Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"

by BamKablam September 15, 2011

latus rectum

The art of spitting inside the rectum of a Latin Woman, and then making her ride your cock. The position is commonly seen to be shaped like a parabola.

I tried the latus rectum on zeeshan last night. she told me that her understanding of 2-d maths has improved ever since.

by senpaikee February 9, 2022

Rectum Rampage

When you go craaaaazy and stick your shaft in maaaaany women's behinds.

Chris: heeey so yesterdaaaaay i kind of went off on a bunch a girls asses
Alejandro: so you went on a rectum rampage?!
Chris: Systematically, im a barnyard chimpanzee
Alejandro: no stooooooop! if you ever-if you EVER!!!
Chris: i love nikki!!!

by ms. thompson May 4, 2010

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008