rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum

Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!

by drcaligula June 09, 2011

raging rectum

While giving anal sex hot sauce is applied to the asshole. ( hot sauce can also be poured on before the penitration)

Last night i gave that girl a raging rectum and it stung!

by sexOmatic1142 July 20, 2009

rectum lips

A person who has lips that look like a butthole or like to touch the butthole

Wow she has some real weird lips they look like a rectum!

Wow did you hear syd likes kissing buttholes while giving blowjobs, those are some rectum lips if you ask me

dont kiss her i heard she has rectum lips!

by c0c0boo October 23, 2013

rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.

Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"

by BamKablam September 15, 2011

rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.

That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.

by NastyNate1986 January 18, 2016

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 13, 2008

Rectum Rampage

When you go craaaaazy and stick your shaft in maaaaany women's behinds.

Chris: heeey so yesterdaaaaay i kind of went off on a bunch a girls asses
Alejandro: so you went on a rectum rampage?!
Chris: Systematically, im a barnyard chimpanzee
Alejandro: no stooooooop! if you ever-if you EVER!!!
Chris: i love nikki!!!

by ms. thompson April 20, 2010