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Quantum-minded

A state of mind very close to either madness or dumbness, or fluctuation in between, all of which is determined only by probability.
A: That jerk is quantum-minded.
B: Leave him alone.
by jaelee11 March 17, 2008
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Quantum Negro

A white person or any person that is not black who can jump, run, talk , pimp hoes, deal drugs, smoke rocks, and pop caps like a black person. Often reffered to as "crazy white boy". Comes from ebonics.
Muhammed: Man that white boy Jim crossed me up and broke my ankles while weez wuz playin ball, he be a Quantum Negro.
by Garrett Ward January 7, 2005
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quantum theory

Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"
by the_unknown December 4, 2012
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Quantum Denial Agent

One whom disowns friends and family at the slightest suspicion that people don't admire them as much they perceive themselves to be. The motivation for this individual is to maintain an ongoing effort to avoid some aspect of themselves that they have been unable to confront their whole life. This person is covered in a glossy anti-spiritual covering that is the equivalent of teflon and usually ends up being institutionalized.
After suddenly showing up on the scene and making friends with everyone at the cafe, Suzy's sudden disappearance after finding out that Jamie had complained about her lack of loyalty was the final proof of evidence for everyone that she's a Quantum Denial Agent.
by Holstein Kühe, April 14, 2010
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Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone
DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
by djenki December 20, 2010
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Quantum Entanglment of Thought

Quantum Entanglement of Thought: When you Sync with some one, you think alike, when you think about someone and they text mEssagE you. You finish each otheR’s sentences. You think alike, you makE decisions collaborativelY without prior discussion.
Quantum Entanglment Of Thought: OmG I was just thinking of you, and you texted me. I haven’t heard from you in so long but just now I was thinking of you and you sent me a message! We Totally have Quatum Entanglement Of Thought!

Quantum Entanglement of Thoight:
I was going to ask you to pick up ice cream from the grocery store and you brought some home without me even asking, we must have Quantum Entanglemnt of Thought going on!

I was going to ask you to make noodle soup for me.

OmG! I was totally going to make an egg samich but totally wasn’t even wanting noodle soup but made it any ways! We totally have “Quantum Entanglement Of Thought” Going on! theMekanik RS
by theMekanik February 2, 2019
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Quantum Nigga

A black man who has the right to go but gets out of the car and starts fasting
by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023
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