prune bitch

a mean old burned out convict that lives in spokane. missing one front tooth, has a yellow butthole. Masterbates on couch in front of 12 year old son and looks wrinkled and 20 years older than he is from meth. Favorite phrase is "what tha Fuck."
Prune bitch ragged about having no sex all day. What tha fuck
by yit sac December 20, 2007
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Stewed Prunes

Drugs and/or Alcohol
by Lanky Sketchster August 05, 2010
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Poon Prune

1. When a lady leaves her tampon in her vag too long...it turns into a poon prune.

2. The wrinkled vagina of an elderly person that has aged to perfection.

3. When your body displaces a bowel movement, and the excrement channels itself out of the vagina instead of the anus. The resulting waste is poon prune.
Forgot to take out my tampon before having sex last night. Pulled it out today, and it was a big, juicy poon prune!
by Hanhuddleyston Bros. February 10, 2010
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prune dick

A prune dick is a brown wrinkled short and stubby cock
Jake has a prune dick for lunch.
by raddazzy May 29, 2008
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prune head

1. a person (or item) that is in very nature as if it had a prune stuck on its head

2. someone replusively annoying and/or sickening
YUCK JULIE! i cant go out with seymour, hes like a total prune head!!!
by livvygurl March 19, 2008
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pruned wang

The condition in which a male gets after engaging in sexual intercourse for excessive amounts of time. (Similar to pruned fingers: The condition in which one gets after exposing the finger tips to wet pussy for an extended period of time.)
Dude, that chic was so wet, I got pruned wang after banging for three hours!
by nymphochic February 16, 2006
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prune face

The pompous gigolo John Kerry, noted for his wrinkly, albeit botoxed features.
The French looking prune face picked the Breck Girl as his running mate.
by octopod July 06, 2004
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