Some normie: Hey do you see yung prophet over there?
Some other normie: Yeah dude I’m not gay but I’d suck his dick
Some other normie: Yeah dude I’m not gay but I’d suck his dick
by Yung_prophet November 15, 2018
Get the Yung Prophetmug. In the book, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' the first Adam (human) is known as "The Prophet Yahweh.'
by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
Get the The Prophet Yahwehmug. by WHAT THE WTF DUDE March 19, 2019
Get the Norm The Prophetmug. Prophet = Sammy Lawrence
by megachad6900 December 8, 2021
Get the Prophetmug. Someone Who's Claimed to be Versed in Cbt, (Also known as Cock and Ball Torture) But It's only a lie that people accept cause are you really gonna put that to the test?
"Hey James Keeps Talking About Cbt But I haven't seen him with anyone. Does That make Him a Cbt Prophet"
"I guess so"
"I guess so"
by Samoth921 February 6, 2023
Get the Cbt Prophetmug. Scott is a smarty pants.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.
Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.
Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
Person 1: “I heard only one person passed the final exam!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
by FunnyPlaceHolder1973 July 9, 2024
Get the Scott Prophetemug. Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.
Image of Muhammad included.
Image of Muhammad included.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
Get the Prophet Muhammadmug.