The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.

someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.

by Eric Van Scoik October 17, 2007

prophete

A real ass nigga and he rich ass fuck always chasing that bread. If u hating on him u just a bitch.

Prophete a real ass nigga

by Prophete. November 19, 2023

Prophet Ibrahim alayhi salam

Also known as the friend of Allah subhana wata'ala. Him and his som Prophet Isma'il alayhi salam built the Ka'aba. He was prompted by Allah subhana wata'ala to sacrifice his son, he went to do as he was told. Allah subhana wata'ala stopped him before he could do it as it was just a test. He then sent down a sheep instead. In fact, the reason why Muslims celebrate Eid ul-adha is to celebrate his obedience to Allah subhana wata'ala.

Hamza: Bro, Allah subhana wata'ala is testing me so hard rn.
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!

by kwkassassin7 July 12, 2023

The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition

The Three Eyed Prophet is an illuminati conspiracy theorist

by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025

Prophet

The prophet who takes issue with the idea of an articulated soul that is divorced from biology everybody 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Hym "That must be the NEW definition of prophet. 'Useful idiot who uses logos to convince people to subordinate themselves to ANY religion (because that's what makes their lives meaningful to HIM and not themselves)' "

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

The Prophet Yahweh

In the book, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' the first Adam (human) is known as "The Prophet Yahweh.'

The Prophet Yahweh is God in the flesh.

by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021

Norm The Prophet

Norm The Prophet is one of the best Philly rappers

WOW Norm The Prophet's album is amazing

by WHAT THE WTF DUDE March 19, 2019