porno cleaner

When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...

Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.

by B. E. Morton June 14, 2006

ponos

Humorous misspelling of the word "penis." Comes from a translation of a Fate/Stay Night parody comic, where the translators kept the Japanese convention of using circles to edit out certain letters of certain words; the self-censored term for "penis" thus appeared as "p•n•s", and conceivably as "ponos," "pOnOs" or "p0n0s" - all variations which have been used on the internet. Usually used in conjunction with another similarly censored term, vagooo.

Put your ponos up to my vagooo and j-JAM IT IN! (Actual usage from the original Fate/Stay Night parody)

by Michael Whatsit April 10, 2007

Pornocular Syndrome

When, after having seen enough amateur porn, an individual is able to walk in the street and know what people look like naked even before actually seeing them take off their clothes. This can be either a blessing or a curse, depending of course on who you are looking at.

Dan: Wow! That chick is bomb-dot-com. I wish I could see her naked.
Mac: Been there...seen that
Dan: Really!?!?!?
Mac: No...but i know what she looks like...I've got Pornocular syndrome.

by Dhoch March 9, 2008

pronoun

1) A noun that has lost its amateur status.
2) A word that replaces a common or proper noun. Pronouns can fall into sub-categories: subject, object, relative, prepositional, interrogative, reflexive, and demonstrative.

This is a demonstrative pronoun.

by Zalis February 5, 2004

porno

the reason as to why we had to reformat my computer and change my email address 12 times over the last week.

i accidentally downloaded 3 viruses onto my computer whilst searching for bizarre german porno.

by decepti_kun December 28, 2005

Ponorzork

Ponorzork is a term that was created by Michael Paffey, its another way of saying "OWNED!!" PONED" basically.

it originated from a mis-hearing a line from the epic show PurePwnage, where FPS Doug stated somewhere along the lines of "Ownerzarrrr" and Michael thought he said Ponorzorkkk.

Ponorzork can be used to substitute lots of different words into making your vocabulary l337 and uber. spread the word!

Example 1:
Player1:Oh my god i just got an overkill extermination!
Player2: Ponorzork!!

Example 2:
Player1: Did you see that episode of south park last night?
Player2: I know it was Ponorzork!

Example 3:
Player1: Man i just Ponorzorked that Megan girl's vagina last night from our science class.

by 0belisk October 29, 2009

PONOS

The Japanese company that made the best game ever, The Battle Cats.

PONOS Co. Is the best game developer ever!

by Castaway cat August 20, 2019