Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.

If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.

by dicktoe August 30, 2016

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

Procrastinapping

When you are overwhelmed by the work you need to do, so you take a nap instead.

I had this terrible anxiety dream while I was procrastinapping.

by mlelynn March 26, 2017

Procrastinate

Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.

Hey - don't you have something to do later on?

"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."

by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017

procrastinate

To put things off, or have a tendency to not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017

Procrastifake

1. To bullshit with time.
2. Something or someone that takes too damn long.
3. To avoid or stall
4. When you have no care or concern about a time frame or schedule.
5. To do everything else except what you're suppose to be doing.

I like to procrastifake when I really don't wanna do something.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018

Procrastinate

ehhhh... i'll tell you later

Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.

by TheGamingSampug May 31, 2018