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Private Snapchat

A Snapchat account where the individual receives money from the views to see her/him nudes on there story
Hoe friend: how you always be balling!!
Hoe: I made a private Snapchat and cashing out;)
Hoe friend: imm too shy:(
Hoe: no one said you have to show you’re face!
by FlygayAirways July 26, 2018
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Private Pooper

A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.

One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.

Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.

Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.

Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!

Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.

Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!

Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.

Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
by Dude-guy April 4, 2009
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Private Number

A private number is a phone number that blocks its transmission so it cannot be displayed on ones phone, commonly used by telly marketers and gutless wonders who dont have the guts to show who they are.
"who was that trying to call you?, dunno private number"
by goy goy the great November 25, 2009
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Private ryan

when private ryan was coming back to his group,he didn't salute,walk with pride,or anything. he just jogged like if nobody was there. he had them so pissed off,that one guy said to another guy "told you he was an asshole"
by thablueprint786 May 29, 2010
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Private School

A highly successful business that guarantees parents their child will have a 1% advantage to get into a top college then public school students.
Teacher "Here at St. Luther our main goal is education"

Parent "Cut the bull I paid this Private School 10,000$ last year is my boy going to get into Harvard?"
by bob656 June 5, 2007
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private party

seriously I can't believe i'm the first person to put this in...
then again its not really an urban word...

n. party of close friends with few if any outsiders, typically in someone's house/basement/garage/apartment above the garage. typically involves large amounts of alcohol and shenanigans
that time we hung out in Rachel's aunts garage and got so blasted on jello shots, had Sir Nicklington run the gauntlet and boosh chugger chugged a bush lite and puked gloriously on video.....THAT was a private party.
by boosh chugger May 27, 2009
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private hire

A public service such as Taxi service which demands pickup via Call rather than on street. The taxi service would still be classed as a Taxi rather than a schofure.
Hello This is Alifar I need a private hire.
by hejdndndn December 10, 2018
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