Premature Edeathulation

To cause death before the ideal moment. Like premature ejaculation, but with murder.
Guy: "man, you shoulda waited till he finished digging his grave before killing him! Now we gotta finish it ourselves"
Other guy: "I know man, I just got so excited I killed him too soon"
Guy: "premature edeathulation"
by PreownedQuasar October 14, 2019
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Premature Articulation

When someone interrupts you while you are talking but what they have to say has nothing to do with what you were talking about. Someone who talks out of turn.
ME: My boss fired me the other day because I kept interrupting him when he was trying to tell me what to do.

YOU: Sounds like you suffer from Premature Articulation.
by GD Daddy for Trixy September 24, 2019
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Premature Recaffeination

A condition in which a person fills their coffee cup from a pot which is still in the process of brewing, thereby causing the remainder of the coffee to become too weak for human consumption.
"Hey you want some coffee?"

"Nah, Chris has been doing some premature recaffeination from it."
by Moops March 07, 2012
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Premature Retraculation

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!
by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010
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Premature Attaculation

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.
Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.
by RyoQQ September 07, 2010
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Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.
"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"
by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010
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premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm
she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her
by dre dre August 20, 2004
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