Potato 

People who are full of energy and charm. It doesn't necessarily have to be an insult.

Friend : what do you think of her?
You: she's like a potato, so full of energy.

Potato by Brute422 December 9, 2017

Potato 

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

Potato by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

potato 

a beautiful and sacred food. also your face

I will perform a ritual with the trolli and potato

potato by trollibobobobbb6666 May 11, 2018

Potato 

Me.

Jeff: Hey how are ya doin'?
Nathan: Not that well, my friend Potato just got beat up...

Potato by Potatoified June 24, 2018

potato 

This is the best word to confuse people with

I sent my coach an email of just the word potato

potato by potato lover 1 September 15, 2018

Potato 

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

Potato by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018

Potato 

A potato is a object that is comprised of 67% water and the rest potato

hey i just ate 4 potatoes and got all of my daily water needs!

Potato by PLAY DEFLY.IO PLS ITS GOOD December 19, 2018