Semi-Paralysis

When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes

Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...

by Ziyon October 16, 2008

Milk Paralysis

When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.

I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.

by Xexeter August 19, 2009

paralyzer

When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.

"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"

by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008

parallel park

when you are banging a girl so hard the bed slides across the room and rotates 45degrees

"Last night Jeff dominated her so good he parallel parked right next to the tv."

by tommy stizzle April 28, 2008

parallelogram

someone who cant walk

!: dude whats up with that weirdo?
@: chill man hes a parallelogram

by myaaw August 3, 2010

Parallel Chatting

The phenomena that occurs when an online chat morphs into two parallel conversations, usually as a result of one person continuing a conversation without realizing that the other person has changed the subject.

Person A: Yeah its funny how beer and weed can make you feel like you're peeing when combined.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.

by 37coolhandluke37 October 1, 2011

parallel logic

Running two arguments side by side under different and contradictory rule sets. Especially, creating an analogy and denying that others make conclusions between them.

P1: I go through harassment from the leaders of this organization just as the Jews went through harassment from Nazi officers.
P2: You haven't as much as been placed under surveillance, let alone that kind of duress.
P1: I'm not comparing the two! I'm using parallel logic.

by Poor Lurker October 29, 2012