Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 05, 2018

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015

Rootbeer Poptart

this is a nickname for faggots who eat nasty shitflavored foods like nasty shut rootbeer poptarts

Nelson you Fucking rootbeer poptart faggot you're fuckin nasty you stupid shitface eatin nasty shit Boi

by Batmans_layer May 27, 2017

poptart buddies

The definition of besties.

The poptart buddies are always together.

by Poptart372 November 22, 2016

Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 24, 2019

You a poptart

A person who acts hard in front of friends/people or in general , but are really soft.

Boy 1:Ay you a bitch
Boy 2: Let’s catch the ones then
Boy 1:Why you tryna fight

Boy 2:That’s what I thought, you a poptart

by WinnighaThePoo August 26, 2021

POPTART

THE SEXiEST DARN ASiAN GUY THERE EVER WAS!! SERiOUSLY!!!

TROY iS SUCH A POPTART.

by FRY March 24, 2005