Pooch

Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.

Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!

by allerd January 27, 2005

screwed the pooch

to screw up

Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!

by screwedthepooch October 4, 2013

poochew

The action of chewing(tobacco) and pooping at the same time, used while avoiding girlfriends, moms, teachers, etc. Not to be confused with a diarrheadip, which is often much more messy.

Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Lay off devil woman! I was having a poochew.

by Mayben June 29, 2007

poohbear

One that you love, cherish, and care for.

Danielle you are my poohbear!

by Coby and Danielle January 13, 2008

Pooched

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

by ahirebet March 27, 2009

Pooh

Not A Boo, Nor A Boyfriend
In-Between Both ;Someone You Are Sexually Active With But Not A Friend With Benefit Kinda Thing..Someone You Can Be In Love With But They Could Not Be Ready For Committed Relationship

I Was With My Pooh Yesterday

I Love My Pooh

I Miss You, But Im Still Seeing My Pooh

Im Single ButIm Not Alone Pooh

by MadameMichelle December 9, 2010

Poochfest

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.

We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!

by Burningred June 16, 2005