Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Scarlet Poopernel

Who you become when you leave an especially heroic turd down someone elses toilet. It won't flush, so you vanish into the night. A daring escape.

"Urgh! Which of you is the Scarlet Poopernel!? Learn to flush!"

by Mobiug May 23, 2010

handerson pooper

Masturbating with one hand and simultaneously using the other hand to strategically stick a finger in your butthole.

Was sleepy in class so I went home and performed a Handerson Pooper before my nap.

by JHollier5 January 23, 2016

Party Pooper

1: Someone who spoils the fun. nobody likes party poopers.
2: Somebody who legit craps their pants at a wild party

1: My mom made me study extra last night. Shes such a party pooper
2: Oh my gosh, you're the girl who got drunk and high at the party last night and crapped herself. Everybody knows you as 'the party pooper'

by Loserette from Loserland January 5, 2022

Park your pooper

The act of sitting down on chair or other sittable object.

Aup mate, grab a beer and park your pooper.

by Oriblem December 24, 2017

das pooper

Coined by NASIOC's Off Topic forum in late 2003 and popularized into common, if not excessive, usage in early 2004, "das pooper" is a term used to describe the posterior section of a female, or, in some less desirable instances, a male.

Q:My girlfriend keeps giving me shit about the amount of money I spend on my car. What should I do?

A: Hit it in das pooper.

by ZaphodForty2 February 4, 2004

Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006