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Ski Pole Party

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Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.
by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011
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ALASKAN POLELINER

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THE ALASKAN POLELINER IS A SEX MOVE USED BY THE INUIT ESKIMO, WHEN THEY TAKE A NICE SIZED TERD AND PLACE IT OUTSIDE THEIR IGLOO AND FREEZ IT UP SOLID THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE AND DILDO THEIR OLD LADYS WITH IT
IT WAS EXTRA COLD LAST NIGHT SO ME AND SALLY DID THE ALASKAN POLELINER
by MARGIE MARIO December 25, 2012
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pole position

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The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!

(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
by Jimmny Crickett November 6, 2006
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shout pole

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(n.) an Alternian slang term for an exclamation point.
Bob: Shout pole!
Alice: ?
Johannes: SHUT THE F*CK UP!
by secondtimethesecond November 11, 2010
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chodum pole

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A pole that is actually short and stout, or wider than long. Sometimes called a Penis Pole.
Jack climbed over the Chodum Pole.
by chodeser January 24, 2003
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A case often seen in shows like AFV and It Only Hurts When I Laugh, a ninja pole is a kind of pole of some sorts like a lamppost or street sign that you run into. You don't see it coming and you could've sworn it wasn't there, so when you walk along you ram into it and hilarity ensues.
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, then suddenly BAM! A fuckin' ninja pole got me!
by Enviousness January 7, 2010
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