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Pilates

A New age and highly refined exercise method primarily developed to train the bodies of soldiers and fighters to make them more able to withstand and deliver power and sudden violent force. Now it is primarily practiced by smart women who want to look like they can kick ass in a fight and who probably can for real.
As Dara pulsed through Pilates Corkscrews she imagined a scenario involving a large man attempting to force her to sit but using her core and leg strength to maintain stabilitiy and to not fall and then summarily to use her agility, mobility, and power to deliver a throat punch to her harasser followed by a swift knee to his soft belly. Before that people just thought of her as a Pilates Princess with a hot body, but now they understood she was a bad**s.
by alixDDD July 18, 2025
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yurcon plates

a libaryian in the look of the eye
the kid had yurcon plates
by bones January 2, 2005
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Roman Plates

Did you see the lines on that guys abdomen. He really has some Roman Plates
by WhatDoIKnowAnyway June 11, 2011
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crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.
Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.
by enviroman June 29, 2011
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drop plates

An old slang term for kick a**.
Guy 1- Im gonna drop plates on that jerk off.
Guy 2- go ahead bro.
by johnny T March 19, 2014
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Dinner plates

e.g. that whore has such huge dinner plates
by -G123 November 15, 2018
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Pillow pilates

The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.
Me and my women had pillow pilates last night
by ELDDP July 6, 2021
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