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Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.
Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .
by Acoolstick July 21, 2017
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Plumber's Joint

A joint rolled with a stick in the middle that is ultimately pulled out to help air flow through the joint and to prevent canoeing.
"I rolled this plumber's joint with a toothpick and it pulls like a motherfucker"
by _coca_cola_cherry_ August 20, 2018
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Penis Plumber

A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra
"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."
by What the fuck Richard. January 18, 2019
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Squishy plumber

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!
by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009
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Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.
Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"
by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008
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Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.
Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.
by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009
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Plumber's soup

Another name for French Onion soup, as it sometimes resembles a clogged toilet.
That plumber's soup sure looks nasty.
by mpzeeeee August 4, 2011
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