petard

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

by Steven September 16, 2003

Pinard

Someone who rides a motorcycle in the
Baja 1000 and thinks he's a badass

Did you see that Pinard riding in the desert with no headlights?

by MLPS October 27, 2008

Pinard

girl:
smart elegance and well known for their telents in bed cheerleader peppy sexy school girl beautiful know howto put people under her spell has the world rapped around her finger leadership like helpful
boys:
smart strapping young gentelmen polite mature and good in bed

oh their goes a pinard their so good in bed

by anabella38 October 26, 2011

picarding

the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact

You heard about that guy Mason?

No what happened?

He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.

by bbutcher August 22, 2011

pizard

A mythical half panda, half lizard.

Whoa, look at that huge honkin' pizard!

by Mary M. Webster April 4, 2007

petard

This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.

You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.

by ROFL-CAKE December 2, 2010

Jean-Luc Picard

Second Best Captain ,loved by the newbies
can't fight ,see Picard Maneuver
pc correct (aaaaaaaagh)
respects women(fag)
never goes on away missions
drinks tea
made less movies

Catain Jean-Luc Picard will always be Captain Kirk's bitch

by James T Kirk June 11, 2006