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Pine Plains

An underpopulated town in upstate New York containing not pines, but deciduous trees and tractor dealerships. The town is also famous for its large number of bovine creatures, including those that inhabit the quaint barns on the high school campus. If you live here and you're older than 19 you're never leaving. Actually, if you graduated from Pine Plains High School (aka Stissing Mountain), there's a pretty good chance (88.735%) that you will attend Dutchess Community College and never get your sorry bum out of the town. Traffic usually traveling well over the speed limit may be either disrupted by a tractor transporting a combine or a town cop that didn't get laid last night. You should also always be careful of the crazy old biker men who like to stop by at Stewarts. They can be worse than the cops when provoked. If you're grimey, you can apply for a job at Stewarts. So basicaly, if you're in need of a ticket, a grimey job, a cow, or just a big-ass hill that we like to call Stissing "Mountain"... Visit Pine Plains today! (Or tomorrow.. If you come, you can't get out. There's no rush, really).
We live in Pine Plains... pretty sweet here, tell ya what
by Brittany and Will August 30, 2005
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pineapple chicken

"boh loh gai" Cantonese Slang Word meaning cheap skank
That lady is such a pineapple chicken. She comes over every weekend and eats everything, but brings nothing.
by howmun June 29, 2011
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pineconed

v. tr.
1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.

v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.
Guy 1: OMGUGOTPINECONED!
Guy 2: Goddamn it! I hate it when I get pineconed!
by Nanami May 22, 2008
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Georgia Pine

A unit of measurement for highness after smoking that wonderful plant that we call Cannabis.

It cannot necessarily be converted into any standard unit of measure, although it has been said that the Georgia Pine can grow to over 200 feet high in its natural habitat. The Georgia Pine is best understood when you are as high as a Georgia Pine.
Stoner 1: Wow, I am high as Georgia Pine right now.
Stoner 2: Are you kidding? We just smoked half an ounce of Purple Haze. I am high as a hundred Georgia Pines.
Stoner 1: No way dude. How high is that?
Stoner 2: Let's roll another blunt and find out.
Stoner 1: I mean, if we can get higher than this, let's try it.
by Noonan422 May 4, 2009
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Pineapple

by CoupsFTW November 10, 2011
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Pinecow

tall broad shouldered long armed square faced girl who on top of all that is flat and a complete cock block you could also call this the
cockblockasaurus rex
by swagadellic October 8, 2011
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pineapple face mask

A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face
I want Madison to give me a pineapple face mask.
I wanna give you you a pineapple face mask
by Brodskie April 9, 2020
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