Pineapples

A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!

Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.

by Socialist Drummer October 10, 2012

Pineapples

A fucking fruit.

My pineapples ran away from me. :(

by Hello_World_I_ate_a_Waffle June 21, 2015

the pineapple

A descriptor for a job that nobody wants to work and someone inevitably gets stuck doing against their will. A reference to the movie Little Nicky when Satan crams a pineapple up Hitler's Bunghole.

The Slurry pit full of hog manure needs cleaned out... Who's going to take the pineapple and clean it up?

by Alphasniper May 1, 2007

Pineappleing

To relieve ones self in a sink or basin.

Q, What are you doing?
A, Pineappleing.

by ugand September 3, 2009

Pineapples

Why are you looking at the definition of pineapples, you brainless block of internet?

You should know what pineapples are.

by pine_apple April 15, 2017

Pineapple

A large, spiked fruit. Its spikes are mostly harmless. There is a tall bush on top of it. The inside of pineapples are mostly yellow, however the outside is a linear yellow-orange from top-down.

I'd really like a pineapple right now.

by FL4ym3Burn May 7, 2018

Pineapple

Pineapples are amazing things that will take over the world

The pineapples are coming..THE PINEAPPLES ARE COMING !!

by broadwaybiatch June 27, 2017