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God parent

Guardians who agree to love and care for the child as their own. A second set of parents if you will. They promise to be there to guide the child and teach them right from wrong, to love and nurture them as their parents would. In the event that the biological parents should both pass away, the godparents agree to accept the child as their own.
We are so thankful Anna has god parents who spend so much time with her.
by Godwilling May 31, 2017
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phrend

A person you have a relationship with only through your phone.
Sydney and Matt are phrends who text each other daily, but have never met IRL.
by FlySox September 15, 2016
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Parent of the year nomination

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.
After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

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Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.
by Officeslacker January 9, 2008
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phenam

10x better than phenomenal , a term coined in deep ellum , Dallas, TX but quickly adopted by southern California's answer surfers worldwide
Bro! Did you see that chick rockin' that bikini? She's phenam!
by Sickgnar June 16, 2017
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parenti-pilled

The universal experience where one is awoken by da GOAT himself. The man, the myth, the legend: Michael Dilfhunter TopG-Parenti. He will tomahawk you in his sleep with the force of your mom going down a waterslide. His master manoeuvres will destroy you.

The mandem celebrate eid the trap still running on christmas day
damn i just got parenti-pilled so hard Big Brother turned pesbian
by 1800-rechikolateyourmom November 23, 2022
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To torture a kid with
Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.
by rubberdumber February 12, 2021
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parentproof

Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents

Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .

"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
by serrastl October 14, 2009
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