phlegm belch

After performing deepthroat, a woman belches up mucas as a result of the pressure on the back of her throat that was created from the penis.

After she sucked me good, she let out a phlegm belch that landed on the tip of my hard-on.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Phlebotomise

The smart-arse way of saying "to draw blood"

Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.

Patient: That doesn't sound good.

Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.

Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.

by Marty17 November 22, 2011

phlumes

A chill ass meme page on instagram that posts all the best memes. The owner is the richest and most successful man in his homeschool academy. Phlumes is one of the fastest growing instagram pages, expected to hit 1 million followers within the next few weeks.

Jim: ALL THESE MEME PAGES ARE SO SHIT WTF
Carl: nah bro ong phlumes on instagram posts some funny ass content for da boys

by daviestheman February 25, 2021

phlemfucker

One who has sexual intercourse with his own nasal deposits.

Hey, you are such a phlemfucker.

by WICKY WILD WILD WEST May 21, 2003

Phemeenz

<fa-meens>

The prefix, phe-, is the result of the Australian word, "killer"; while the suffx -meenz originates from the Indian word for "bug."

A large, killer bug native to the Australian outback. Recent migrations have led the bug to the United States. This hungry predator's main weapon of choice is it's razor sharp pinchers, which suck the life out of prey. The Phemeenz' young,known as Jolexes, are born in exponential amounts each year. Phemeenz' camoflauge to the color of one's skin, appearing as a small pimple or bump. Please notify your animal/poison control immediately should you encounter a Phemeenz. Bites are deadly. And hurt. A lot.

Mating Sound: "RAWRR!!!!"

"crickey! it's a phemeenz!!"

by Shanon E. Gan December 15, 2007

PHEMALDEHYDE

A rancid vaginal secreted embalming fluid.

When she climaxed I nearly drowned in her phemaldehyde.

by vodkapop June 17, 2008

Phlegm Gem

When you cough & some lung butter flies out of your mouth w/o touching your lips, you may or may not know it happens, but you look anyway.

I was talking to some hot guys, I accidentally coughed out of nowhere, & a phlegm gem flew out of my mouth & on their table! They were mortified!

by Little Cha-chittle April 30, 2011