A wack ass drugger who has to wait 5 years to take his girlfriend to prom. This can be used as a slang term for nonce.
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by tommmyyyyyy z March 31, 2017
A person who takes 10 minutes to say a sentence. He lacks social skills and eats summer sausage every. Day. For lunch.
by Oddjobrobbytob June 22, 2018
A quirky stand-up comedian from Downer's Grove, Illinois who won the 1985 Music Award for best comedy album, "E=mo2," released stand-up video, "Live at the Hasty Pudding Theater," and has worked in television and movies. Also famous for his coleslaw recipe and being quite handy with the ladies.
We spent our childhood watching Emo Phillips, which consequently had a major influence on our oddball sense of humor.
by stevewk May 04, 2007
She is a great best friend. She is super fun, pretty, weird (in a good way), loves performing and does all of it with a smile.
Boys:
Guy1: Do you think i shoud give Olivia Phillips these flowers?
Guy2: Let me see if they smell good. If they don't, you shouldn't. (takes the flowers and walks towards Olivia Phillips)
Guy1: Where are you going?
Guy2: I'm giving these to Olivia Phillips. She is totally pretty!
Guy1: Hey!
Girls:
Girl1: Who is that girl?
Girl2: That is Olivia Phillips! Duh!
Girl1: She is so good at dancing! After the show, I'm going to ask if we can be BFFs.
Girl2: If i had a penny for every time someone said that, I would be a billionair
Guy1: Do you think i shoud give Olivia Phillips these flowers?
Guy2: Let me see if they smell good. If they don't, you shouldn't. (takes the flowers and walks towards Olivia Phillips)
Guy1: Where are you going?
Guy2: I'm giving these to Olivia Phillips. She is totally pretty!
Guy1: Hey!
Girls:
Girl1: Who is that girl?
Girl2: That is Olivia Phillips! Duh!
Girl1: She is so good at dancing! After the show, I'm going to ask if we can be BFFs.
Girl2: If i had a penny for every time someone said that, I would be a billionair
by sopdif213 January 07, 2014
Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynaecologist?
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
by Hompsar February 19, 2004
by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003