Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011

pettinato

Argentinian musician (saxo player), entertainer, writer, and tv host of "Duro de Domar" Tv show, one of the most importants of Argentina.
Born 15 of december of 1955.

who is the coolest tv host in Argentina?
I think is Roberto Pettinato! it´s the best!

by pptrueno1415 August 6, 2006

Pettyville

To experience great sadness.

To be depressed, feel low, be down in the dumps.

"My best friends cat just died...pettyville!"

"Hey, I wrecked my car last Tuesday and broke my neck..pettyville!"
"I just failed my math test..pettyville!"

"My mother just fell down the stairs..pettyville!"
"I just found out that I have cancer..pettyville!"

by TrixieJessZach420 May 1, 2010

Petty

The act of doing or saying something that has little meaning/significance.

The state of "being" when one does something simply to annoy someone else

"The people in VanBuren 3 called a noise complaint on us."
"That was very petty of them"

by Malcolm R April 27, 2014

Phetta

sick, hella good, cool, awesome

You're so phetta!
That sex was phetta

by theTROOP October 8, 2011

petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass May 3, 2006

pettiness

Being full with petty in other words making a little thing a big deal

She is full with pettiness that wasn't even a big deal

by Fvckjay May 21, 2016