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phantom cock

The lingering sensation a woman has in her nether regions after sex. The sensation is comperable to still having the man's penis in her vagina. This may last for several days especially if her lover was gifted.
"He was so hot in bed, I felt the phantom cock for days."
by Ja-Nay-nay January 3, 2008
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pandora

A music program by Music Genome Project, that you put in a bands name and it creates a radio station with that bands songs, along with bands that have a similer style of that band. You can have several stations at a time.
Pandora is awesome and it's also really good
by PantsHat April 13, 2006
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Phantogram

An incredible up and coming band from upstate New York that dives into their self named genre entitled "psychedelic street beat."
Phantogram enjoys success from their debut LP Eyelid Movies.
by finderofawesomemusic January 27, 2010
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phantom turd

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...
*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!
by me old fruity September 25, 2005
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Phantom Ejaculate

When a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. Afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of ejaculate can be found...
Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009
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phantom fingers

When you've typed your password on your keyboard countless times so that your not paying attention and it's in your muscle memory, that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
Kid A: "So how did your date go with Lisa?"

Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."

Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
by bangbang973 December 21, 2010
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phantom poo

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!
Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!
by cool_penguin_0 February 6, 2005
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