Perverse family
Perverse family by Bullfinch666 December 24, 2021
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Pervert
Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from doing something unusual. Definitions of "perverted" behavior vary depending on who's using the word. To a ninety-six-old-old grandma, tongue kissing may be see as perverted. To a twenty-one-year-old guy, smearing chocolate sauce all over his girlfriend's body and licking it off while she's tied up isn't.
Urban Pervert
An author who is homophobic and likes corrective rape, and really just all kinds of not okay sexual harassment. Probably has never had a girlfriend. Or talked to a girl.
Hiiiii I am Urban Pervert I have no friends so I spend all my time masturbating or on urban dictionary yay for me and my insular, fucked-up lifestyle.
Urban Pervert by Lezzzbefeminists December 28, 2010
pervertical
pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
pervertical by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Pervert
Someone who goes around making jokes at other people being very crude and pornographic thinking they are being funny or making a pass at someone and being very nasty with horny jokes
Pervert by browngirlsdonttakebs May 5, 2009
Sock perverts
The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
Sock perverts by Slick James April 19, 2010