darsh patel

-An extremely funny human being who people find appealing

-Somewhat athletic and hardworking
- has a big penis and gets a lot of women
- means moonlight
- alwys thriving for sucess
When u need someone u need a Darsh Patel
by Indian moneymaker December 18, 2014
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Patel Job

To give another person a hearty spraying of an aerosol body spray, particularly Axe, therefore rendering them smelling like an Indian.
Dave gave me a Patel Job in the locker room today and I've reeked of Axe since.
by Marlon Brandi January 22, 2007
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Akash Patel

Someone that can suck 5 dicks at once
Akash Patel sucked 5 dicks yesterday
by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017
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mustafa patel

a mustafa patel is a phrase originating in ancient india, if you are refered to as a mustafa patel this means the following:
1. You are ridiculously stupid
2. You cant follow simple jailbreak instructions
3. you like the word listen alot

and many other things.
Suley: Yoyo Mussy mandem.
Mustafa Patel: LISTEN, LISTEN OI LISTEN
Suley: What?
Mustafa Patel: OI LISTEN, ARE YOU LISTENING??? WHAT DO I DO WITH THE BIT WHAT SAYS SLIDE TO JAILBREAK SO I CAN JAILBREAK
by SuleyGSharp October 29, 2010
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meet patel

He is Indian but lives In the United States. He is in 6th grade. He is a noob at everything. He trys to get girls , but sadly he can't.
My mom is a meet patel.
by Meet patel is your mom. November 27, 2017
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done a patel

*Jacob falls on a spike*

Everyone: Jacob Patel you've done a Patel.
by bengriffithfuckssheep February 02, 2014
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viraj patel

omg. dat boy is such a viraj patel!
by anon May 14, 2004
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