Particifail

When you suck at something but nobody cares because at least you tried.

kid: I suck at track and field!
teacher: Well if you try then I won't care.
kid: Well, I guess it is better to particifail than it is to fail...

by uihddfsjkndjnijnjsojssssssssss May 29, 2013

Participation Bias

The act of enjoying a team or performance only because you participated in it.

"Man, the choir was so amazing! Especially since I got a solo!"
" Now that's just participation bias."

by Aladrinko July 11, 2018

particibate

Participating in any activity whilst also masturbating.

I particibated in that Zoom call last night

by Ziffer777 November 24, 2020

particifaction

lesson and game

come to church tonight for particifaction

by youth pastor June 28, 2023

Stealth parttiming

When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.

Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.

by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009

cart parting

to create a path between two inconsiderate shoppers in a grocery store aisle by emanating nonverbal cues of frustration or impatience. After the cart part, no words need be said as the offenders tend to realize their fault and are likely ashamed.

Ted: Wow, that old lady performed a cart part without having to come to a stop.

Frank: I'm sure she's had many years of practice to have such flawless execution with her cart parting.

by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011

turd party pricing

Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.

I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.

by darthaegeus August 16, 2011